Comedy Quotes
“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).” Eddie Izzard quote
"Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl." PETER KAY
Life Quotes
"There's always somebody about to ruin your day, if not your life" CHARLES BUKOWSKI
"Life you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines. We are all of us looking for the key." ALAN BENNETT
"We all are born mad. Some remain so." SAMUEL BECKETT
'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.' ALBERT EINSTEIN
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life - W. Churchill
"Man is the only creature who refuses to be who he is" ALBERT CAMUS
"Tehnique is communication: the two words are synonymous in conductors." LEONARD BORNSTEIN
"Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition" JACQUES BARZUN
"There is no me, I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed" PETER SELLERS
"A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it." -- Jack Handey
"Freedom is the by-product of economic surplus" ANEURIN BEVAN
"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt." William Shakespeare
“By doing good we become good.” Rousseau
“The future depends on what we do in the present.” Mahatma Gandhi
"Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes." ‘Confucius’
"The superior man seeks what is right; the inferior one, what is profitable." — Confucius
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.- Albert Einstein
"My basic view of things is- not to have a view of things." INGMAR BERGMAN
"Don't write a press release when a good leak will do." TIM BELL
"Be gentle with the earth" ~ Dalai Lama
London Quotes
"By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show” Samuel Johnson
“Courage is found in unlikely places.” J.R.R. Tolkien quote
“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).” Eddie Izzard quote
"Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl." PETER KAY
Life Quotes
"There's always somebody about to ruin your day, if not your life" CHARLES BUKOWSKI
"Life you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines. We are all of us looking for the key." ALAN BENNETT
"We all are born mad. Some remain so." SAMUEL BECKETT
'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.' ALBERT EINSTEIN
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life - W. Churchill
"Man is the only creature who refuses to be who he is" ALBERT CAMUS
"Tehnique is communication: the two words are synonymous in conductors." LEONARD BORNSTEIN
"Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition" JACQUES BARZUN
"There is no me, I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed" PETER SELLERS
"A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it." -- Jack Handey
"Freedom is the by-product of economic surplus" ANEURIN BEVAN
"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt." William Shakespeare
“By doing good we become good.” Rousseau
“The future depends on what we do in the present.” Mahatma Gandhi
"Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes." ‘Confucius’
"The superior man seeks what is right; the inferior one, what is profitable." — Confucius
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.- Albert Einstein
"My basic view of things is- not to have a view of things." INGMAR BERGMAN
"Don't write a press release when a good leak will do." TIM BELL
"Be gentle with the earth" ~ Dalai Lama
London Quotes
"By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show” Samuel Johnson
“Courage is found in unlikely places.” J.R.R. Tolkien quote
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